Man Vs. Woman Joke(6)
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.“I couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look，”she said.“What’s your secret for a long happy life？”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day，”he said.“I also drink a case of whiskey a week，eat fatty foods，and never exercise.”
“That‘s amazing，”said the woman，“how old are you？”
“Twenty-six，”he said.
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