外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹32：只听上帝的安排 (中英)
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG!
一个男人孤独的在海滩上散步。突然他听到一个低沉的声音:“挖!”
He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG!
他环顾周围一个人都没有。他认为他一定是产生了幻觉。然后，他又听到了那个声音:“我说，挖!”
So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands，and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.
于是，他开始用双手在沙地上挖，挖了几英寸后他发现了一个小箱子，上面还有一把生锈的锁。
The deep voice says: OPEN!
那个低沉的声音说:“打开!”
0k，the man thinks, let’s open the thing. He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock , and when the chest is finally open , he sees a lot of gold coins.
那个男人决定把那个箱子打开。他找到一块石头敲开了锁。当箱子打开时他看到里面全是金币。
The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO!
那个低沉的声音说:“去赌场!”
Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.
那个男人一想赌场只有几英里远，于是就带着那个箱子去了赌场。
The deep voice says: ROULETTE !
那个低沉的声音说:“轮盘赌!”
So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables，where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
他把所有的金币都换成了轮盘赌的筹码，当他走到一个轮盘赌的桌子前，所有的人都用怀疑的目光看着他。
The deep voice says: 27!
那个低沉的声音又说:“二十七!”
He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts.Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball. The ball stays at the 26.
他把所有的筹码都压在了二十七上。那个赌桌都快放不下了。当那个球在轮盘赌上转动时每个人都安静了下来。最后，它停在了二十六上。
Finally, the deep voice says: This is called BAD LUCK ! My son!
最终，那个低沉的声音说:“我的孩子，这就叫做‘倒霉’!”
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