爆笑英语幽默笑话精96：Wings翅膀（英汉双语笑话）
96. Wings
96. 翅膀
The fried一chicken restaurant where ! was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings.As I was about to lock the doors，a quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner. When I asked if wings would be all right，he leaned over the counter and replied，"Lady, I came in here to eat，not fly."
一天，我工作的炸鸡店在关门前出现了一阵抢购狂潮，结果除了鸡翅外所有的东西都卖完了。当我正准备锁门时，一名喝醉了的旅客进来要进餐。我问他翅膀行不行，他从拒台上靠过身子来，回答道:“女士，我到这儿来是吃东西的，不是要飞!”
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