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A man sitting at the window one evening casually called to his wife, “There‘s that woman that the guy next door is in love with!”

His wife, in the kitchen, dropped the plate she was drying, ran into the living room, knocked over a vase, and looked out the window. "Where? Where?" she demanded. "Right over there on the corner. The lady in the blue

“You idiot! That‘s his wife!”

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傍晚,坐在窗边的男人忽然向妻子喊道:“就是那个女人,隔壁的男子与她相好。”

正在厨房里烘干餐盘的妻子扔掉盘子,跑到客厅,撞 翻了一只花瓶,急忙往窗外看。

“哪里,哪里?”她问。

“就在那边角落,穿兰裙子的女子。”

“你这傻瓜! 那女子是他的妻子。”

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