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• Marriage Joke(46)

  　　A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said：　　“We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话
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  趣味图片英语笑话：Kanye Wes 威斯特（双语）

  scientist trying to explain what kanye west really is thinking科学家正试着解释威斯特在想什么 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注...

  2018-11-03 英语笑话

• Quote Joke(7)

  　　・OK，who stopped payment on my reality check？　　・I don‘t suffer from insanity，I enjoy every minute of it.　　・Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.　　・Time is the best teach...

  2019-01-04 英语笑话
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  外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹303：医生的笑话(中英)

  A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. Hegoes into a staff meeting to discuss the day’s activities, when a co一worker asks why he has a t...

  2018-11-02 英语笑话

• 秘鲁老人

  　　Old Man From Peru（秘鲁老人）　　There was an old man from peru， who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke in a fright， in the middle of the night， and found it was perfectly true！　　有位秘鲁老人，梦...

  2018-12-10 英语笑话

• A Useful Way

  　　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?　　Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.　　Father: What's that got to do with it?　　Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.　　中文：　　爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝...

  2018-12-08 英语笑话

• 女孩的名字

  英文版女孩的名字Girl's NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine.Years later, when i felt she was old en...

  2019-01-18 英语笑话

• 英语幽默笑话：Eating out

  　　Eating out　　外出就餐　　When the bill arrives ,Mark, Chris ,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything...

  2018-11-30 英语笑话

• 舔的是食指

  First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy（解剖学） class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 殷勤

  　　Gallant Effort　　At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a sma...

  2018-12-06 英语笑话