两兄弟
Two Brothers
Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother.
"You ask her," said Paul, age ten.
"No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."
两兄弟
两个小男孩想找他们的母亲帮忙。
“你去找她。”十岁的保罗说。
“不，”九岁的罗伊说，“你去，你比我更早认识她。”
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