莫大的遗憾
It's a Great Pity
Before singing, a famous actor was asking the audience in his hometown.
“Have you heard my singing before?”
When he received a mixture of responses, he remarked.
“It's a great pity that you haven't heard my singing,but it's an even greater pity once you have heard my singing.
莫大的遗憾
一位著名的演员在唱歌前向家乡的听众：
“你们以前听过我唱歌吗？”
他听不同的回答后接着说：“你们没听过我唱歌，这是个莫大的遗憾；但是你们听我唱歌以后会更加遗憾的。”幽默
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