此处禁止停车！

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　　这是一个禁止别人停车的告示，从内容来看属于诅咒类了，不过老外在诅咒别人的时候和我们还是不同的，一起来看看吧

　　wrath: 愤怒,激怒,猛烈的力量,神谴

　　shoelace: 鞋带

　　rabid: 猛烈的,热烈的,急进的,狂怒的,固执的,疯狂的

禁止停车

　　（否则）你将会承受来至先人们的愤怒；你的鞋带永远是散开的；你的家将遭受暴走松鼠的入侵；你冰箱里的食物将“神奇”的腐坏；你的车将荣幸的通知你“故障即将发生（贵的那种）”；你将找不到人在聚会上聊天。

　　（小字部分）另一人人惧怕的后果是：你会让在这个车库上花了大价钱的某泼妇出离愤怒的……

　　# 很好玩的诅咒，特别是最后关于聚会的那一条，无疑告诉你，这是来自“泼妇”而不是来世“泼夫”的诅咒……

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