毒蛇的疑问
Snake Talk Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other， "Are we poisonous snakes？"
The other replied， "You're darn right we're poisonous！ We're rattlesnakes（响尾蛇）。 Why do you ask？"
To which the first replied， "Because I just bit my tongue."
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