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英语笑话:好消息和坏消息(婚姻版)

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    导语:笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样,也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话,老外也许还纳闷中:“很好笑吗?”老外笑的掉泪的笑话,我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……

   "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.

   "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?"

   "Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."

   "And the bad news?"

   "After the divorce, she's marrying your father."

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