英语笑话：爸爸在哪里
Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of the Virgin and the baby Jesus.
姐妹俩在看一本宗教画册时，刚好看到一幅圣母玛利亚和圣婴耶稣的图画。
"See there," said the older sister, "that's Jesus, and that's his mother."
姐姐说：“瞧，这是耶稣，这是他的妈妈。”
"Where's his dad?" the younger girl wanted to know.
“他的爸爸在哪里？”妹妹想知道。
Her sister thought for a moment and explained, "Oh, he's taking the picture."
姐姐想了一会儿，解释道：“噢，他正在拍照。”英语 笑话 幽默
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