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英语笑话:"妙"龄证人

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  导语:笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样,也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话,老外也许还纳闷中:“很好笑吗?”老外笑的掉泪的笑话,我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……

  Twenty-one Forever

  In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath so tell the truth."

  The woman replied, "I'm twenty one and some months."

  The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"

  So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."

  庭上的法官问证人:“多大了?我的意思是,真实年龄是多少?别忘了刚才已经宣誓过,所以请诚实作答”
  这位女士回答:“我二十一岁又几个月。”
  法官说:“要讲精确,到底是多少个月?”
  她回答:“一百一十八个月!”

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