英语笑话：A Hot Potato
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……
Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. “That's impossible,” he said.
Then I asked him to give me brains. He said, “Let me try world peace.”
比世界和平更难的问题
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。 然后我请他让我变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
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