英语笑话：苍蝇不太擅长游泳
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……
Waiter: Yes Sir, he is not a very good swimmer.
Customer: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
顾客：服务员，我的汤里有只死苍蝇。
服务员：知道了，先生。这只苍蝇不太擅长游泳。
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