单簧管Clarinet
Clarinet
When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist was dismayed to find that his delicate, expensive wood instrument was consigned to the rougher handling and cold temperatures of the baggage hold.
He neatly solved the problem. Cello in hand, he approached the flight attendant at the gate and asked, "May I bring my clarinet on board?" Scanning her list, she replied, "Clarinets are okay. Have a good trip," and, smiling, waved him on.
单簧管
我在一个交响乐团演奏时，我们乐团与一家大航空公司达成协议，哪些乐器可以带上飞机，哪些乐器要作为行李托运。一个大提琴手惊愕地发现他那精致、昂贵的木质乐器竟要托运，经受行李舱内的低温以及野蛮的装 。
他干净利落地解决了这个问题。他手里拿着大提琴，走到门口的空中小姐跟前，问道：“我可以将我单簧管带上飞机吗?”她检视了一下单子，答道，“单簧管可以.祝你旅途愉快。”然后微笑着挥手让他进去了。
幽默 英语本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/89122.html
相关文章
-
知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇08：Babies for Sale 宝贝待售（中英+）
A New Mum took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time.一个年轻的妈妈头一回带着她的宝贝女儿到超市买东西，She dressed her in pink from head to toe.她把小...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹315：闪电(中英)
Teacher: Why is it said chat lightning never strikes the same place twice?老师:为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方?Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!...
2018-11-03 英语笑话 -
英汉幽默故事选读【20】
Coffee Problem A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked . "Take the spoon out of you...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
谁是麻雀谁是燕子Two Birds--双语幽默笑话
teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？student: i cannot point out...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.6
At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. Let's try it. " my wife s...
2018-11-24 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话：最爱你的女人
one evening i drove my husband’s car to the shopping mall.on my return， i noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.when i finally entered the house， i called o...
2018-10-29 英语笑话 -
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don'...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
我要一张嘴他们就会发现我的四颗金牙
Policeman: Why didn''t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they''d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse....
2018-11-26 英语笑话
