英语幽默精读【51】The Story of a Snail

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　　When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.

　　"I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."

　　※ Notes

　　（1） snail n.蜗牛
　　（2） run over碾过（在地上的某人或某物）
　　（3） regain v.恢复
　　（4） consciousness n.知觉
　　（5） emergency n.紧急事件；紧急情况

　　※ Exercises

　　根据短文回答下列问题：

　　① What did the snail do one day?
　　② What happened to him ?
　　③ Where did he regain consciousness?
　　④ Could he till remember what caused the accident?

　　※ 译文

蜗牛的故事

　　一个蜗牛过马路，被一个乌龟从身上碾过。在急救室里它恢复了知觉，有的人问它事故是怎样发生的。

　　“我记不起来了，”蜗牛回答说，“你瞧，一切发生得都太快了。”

　　※ 练习参考答案

　　① He crossed the road.
　　② He was run over by a turtle.
　　③ In the emergency room.
　　④ No, he couldn't.

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