外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹96：他的第二个妻子(中英)

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A rich man and his wife went into a shop to buy a bracelet. Neither of them was very young. They looked at a lot of beautiful bracelets, and after half an hour there were two which they liked very much, but they had not yet been able to choose between them. One of them was very expensive, and the other was quite a lot cheaper.

一个富翁和他的妻子走进一家商店购买一个手镯。他们俩人绝对都不年轻了。他们看了许多漂亮的手镯。半个小时后他们终于挑选出两个非常中意的手镯，但是无法决定二者究竟应选哪一个。其中一个非常昂贵，另一个要便宜很多。

Of course, the shopkeeper wanted to sell them the more expensive one, because then he would get more money from them, so he said to the lady, "Oh, go on. Spend his money. If you don't, he will only spend it on his second wife.”

毋庸讳言，店主当然希望把那个贵的卖给他们，因为这样就能从中赚更多的钱。“哦，快买吧，花他的钱。如果您不这样，他只会把钱花在他的第二位妻子身上。”

For several seconds nobody said a word，and then the lady said angrily, "I' m his second wife!”

大家都默不作声，几秒钟后，那位女士生气地说道:“我就是他的第二个妻子!”

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