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- Over too soon
- A man and his wife are watching a Mike Tyson boxing match on pay-per-view TV. The husband sighs and says， “I m so disappointed！ It was all over in four minutes. What a fucking rip-off（索取高价，偷...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Who Should be Given the Present?
- A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 几个英语词 ONLY A FEW WORDS
- ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. “Don't you speak English at all？” the...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- MONEY AND FRIENDS
- MONEY AND FRIENDS A： Which do you find more important, money or friends？ B： Friends, of course. A： Why？ B： I can always borrow money from friends. 钱和朋友 甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一群醉酒人
- Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.” The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend. “You are wrong, that's not the...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我想看另一位医生
- An old man was dying of illness. His doctor, thinking it was no longer necessary to hide anything from him, came down to his bedside： “Since it has got so bad, I believe you need to know...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们中的一个要上镜头了
- While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them. In running, one journalist said to the other：“Can't run any more！ W...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 该我上课了
- On a snowstorm day, a college professor drove 75 kilos to teach only to find one audience in the classroom. Then, when he finished lecturing and was ready to leave, the person that has been si...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 七点二十了，快起床
- A couple stopped talking to each other after a quarrel. However, the husband was worried about to catch up a meeting early next morning, so he wrote his wife a note：“Please wake me up at 7：00am...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那只烤好的乳猪
- A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat：“Not bad, I am next to the pig.” But then he noticed the angry fat...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 搞笑的IT美眉
- A sunny morning, a girl working in an IT company was so absorbed by her work that she didn't notice her skirt was gripped by her desk drawer. When she stood up, she heard a hissing sound and f...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Pig or Witch 猪还是女巫
- A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells “PIG！！” The man immediately leans...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 她宁愿买一件礼物
- SHE'D RATHER BUY A GIFT While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. “That's okay,” he said, “The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and ob...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个发怒妻子的祈祷
- A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling aga...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Part-time Job 业余工作
- Part-time Job When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. “How was your first day？” I asked. “It was...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 数学没及格 Flunking Math
- Flunking Math My son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology stude...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 研究生与本科生的区别
- “I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,” observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. “When I sa...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 抄袭 Plagiarism
- Plagiarism A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the student to his office....
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Class and Ass 班和笨驴
- Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door： “Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.” A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the “c”。 ...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Same Service 同样的服务
- The Same Service A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. “When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the sho...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 势均力敌 A Fine Match
- A Fine Match One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 孪生龙虾 Twin Lobsters
- 孪生龙虾 我当演员取得成功后，想在妈妈面前炫耀一番。于是，我带着她到拉斯维加斯的凯撒宫去吃饭。在菜谱中有道菜是“孪生龙虾――45美元。” “你为什么不点那个呢，妈？”我问道：“我知道你很喜欢吃龙虾了。...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 家规 A Family Rule
- 家规 琼斯夫妇晚上很少出门，但上星期六，琼斯太太对丈夫说：“电影院今晚有场好电影，我们去看好吗？” 琼斯先生很乐意，于是他们就去了。两个人都喜欢那部电影。 晚上十一点，他们从电影院出来，钻进汽车，开始驾车...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 迪斯尼之族 A Trip to Disney
- 迪斯尼之族 弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游，我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我们要回家了。 当我们驱车离开时，儿子挥手说：“再...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我很高兴
- I'm Glad A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she said, “has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？” “Please, tea...
2018-12-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
