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- 笑话习题簿12.7
- One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being b...
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- 笑话习题簿12.8
- A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his va...
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- 笑话习题簿12.09
- The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army...
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- 笑话习题簿12.10
- During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers...
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- 笑话习题簿12.11
- Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?" B...
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- 笑话习题簿12.12
- An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remain...
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- 笑话习题簿12.13
- THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, w...
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- 笑话习题簿12.14
- Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, st...
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- 笑话习题簿12.15
- Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Ab...
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- 笑话习题簿12.16
- A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy...
2018-11-22 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 《读者文摘》杂志选编的几个笑话
- 爸爸是一个信奉“安全第一”的人。一次和好朋友们去度假，他被说服去参加水上降落项目。他在摩托艇后部，把钩子挂住降落伞，并紧张地问飞行员：“你们多久换一次绳子？” 飞行员友善地回答：“每当...
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- 笑话习题簿12.17
- An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "...
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- 笑话习题簿12.18
- Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successfu...
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- 笑话习题簿12.19
- At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The c...
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- 笑话习题簿12.20
- Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation. Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too. 病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。 外科医生：我完全理...
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- 笑话习题簿12.21
- Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the...
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- English Humor Part 4
- Jim at SeaJim worked as a cabin-boy on a small steamer. One morning he broke a coffeepot and threw it into the sea. When he brought in breakfast for the captain, he said, “...
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- English Humor Part 3
- Keep Feeding Him NickelsA mother saw her three-year-old son put a nickle in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked him up, turned him upside down and hit him on...
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- 英汉双语笑话集锦1-bilingual joke collection one
- I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss h...
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- English Humor Part 5
- The Secret of SuccessAt the insistence of a reporter a wealthy man finally decided to reveal the secret of his success. “I first became rich selling homing pigeons,” he ex...
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- 英汉双语笑话集锦3-bilingual joke collection third
- One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certai...
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- 英汉双语笑话集锦2-bilingual joke collection two
- But the teacher criedThe six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he...
2018-11-22 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英汉双语笑话集锦4-bilingual joke collection four
- Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢...
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- English Humor Part 6
- Is He a Good Doctor?An American visiting a remote area in South America became sick. “I have to see a doctor,” he told a local. “How can I know which doctor is a good one...
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- English Humor Part 10
- BeerThe professor rapped on his desk and shouted: “Gentlemen, order!” The entire class shouted: “Beet!” He Will Beat MeTeacher: If your brother has five apples and you...
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