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- 汉语写给英语的一份投降书
- 英语先生：
我决定投降了。因为在我们的较量中我已经没有资本了。曾几何时，中华民族以其丰富的智慧创造了我--汉语。我有优美的体形，因此有众多的书法家；我有深刻的寓意，因此有众多的诗人、文...
2018-11-21 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Marriage Arranged By An Unborn Baby
- The other day a Chinese girl told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's
marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly,her mother's
marr...
2018-11-21 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Expiry Date
- An older man looking at a piece of paper.
His wife asked, "BALA, What are you looking for?"
The man said, "NOTHING"
"What NOTHING?" Wife angry serious"you have been look...
2018-11-21 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- English Humor Part 1
- 1. She Didn't Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence....
2018-11-21 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- English Humor Part 2
- 12. Sand and Fur Coat
Tom: Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to see a doctor. It cost me three dollars.
John: That is nothing. Last week a fur coat went into my wife&#...
2018-11-21 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Cap-maker and the Monkeys
- Long,long,ago,there was a man with the name Smith. He made a living on making caps. One day he went to sell his caps.He went through a forest. There were many monkeys in it....
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I Work for the IRS
- Once there was a young man who was so confident in his strength(力量)that he offered a $1000 bet. He would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass. Anyone who c...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Jackasses jokes
- Jackasses jokes
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Miracle Doctor
- The new miracle medical practitioner was in town. Rumor had it that he could cure anything and anybody with compound solvents and capsules made by himself, and everyone was...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 经典英语小笑话
- 英语笑话（一）
老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”
小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明就坐了下...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 好孩子
- Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.
“You are a good boy,...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 怕老婆的丈夫
- The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives．He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him a...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招
- Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on t...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 聪明的回答
- Three reasons
Teacher: Stone , give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so,and you says so !
三条理由
老师：斯通，说出三条理由来证...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老板和秘书
- It was her first job as a secretary. Her short hand wasn’t bad, and her typing was quite good. But the boss noticed that she never answered the telephone. It rang and rang,...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- My Wife Will Exchange Them
- My Wife Will Exchange Them
A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.
″Cloth or leather?″ asked the salesperson.
″Makes no differenc...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- “让我司机回答！”
- A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech so many times, I bet I could deliver it and g...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 出乎意料的回答
- Mother asked herlittle boy, “Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?”
“Nothing, Mum,” answered the son proudly, “instead, she asked me how much one plus two was,...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Penguins Go to the Zoo
- Penguins Go to the Zoo
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks t...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- To Absent Brothers
- An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three,...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- He's just been to the zoo
- He's just been to the zoo
A woman was waiting in a line at the bank.She was holding her little son in her arms. The little boy was only two years old. He was eating a roll quietly.
Finally the wom...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 第一次约会
- After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he w...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
- The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple dec...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Eloquent plea
- The lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her client:
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to tell you about this man. There's so much to say t...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Some Things You Just Can't Explain
- Some Things You Just Can't Explain
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting dru...
2018-11-20 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
