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- 每日一笑：Creative(10.10)
- Creative
Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully t...
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- 每日一笑：A Family Rule(10.11)
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A Family Rule
Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema to...
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- 每日一笑：First Flight(10.12)
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First Flight
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a r...
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- I Drop my Weight From Skipping
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- But the teacher cried
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- 每日一笑：The World‘s Greatest Swordsman(10.13)
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The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of...
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- 每日一笑：十大最经典的店铺口号(10.14)
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十大最经典的店铺口号
1. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3....
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- 每日一笑：Good Points and Bad Points (10.15)
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Good Points and Bad Points 优缺点
"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tel...
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- Wit in Childhood 儿童的才智
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- 每日一笑：Speeding(10.18)
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Speeding
超速
Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-o...
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- 每日一笑：Shave head(10.19)
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Shave head
刮头
Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered. "And for a shave?" "Five dol...
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- 英文幽默：Buy a toothbrush！
- The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied "It's easy" and he pulled out his card table,...
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- 英文幽默：Stopover 中途停留
- I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver is $300," the cheery salesperson rep...
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- 英文幽默：毒蛇的疑问
- Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?" The other replied, "You're darn right we're poisonous! We're rattlesnakes(响尾...
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- 英文幽默：四位新爸爸
- 4 New Fathers Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first...
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- 每日一笑：Keys to Success(10.20)
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Keys to Success
成功的关键
One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give so...
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- 每日一笑：like mother, like daughter（10.22）
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like mother, like daughter
My husband, a high school teacher, had a meeting with the mother of a student who had a tencency to become distracted durin...
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- 每日一笑：As soon as you wake up, you‘re fired（10.23）
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听力下载
As soon as you wake up, you're fired
一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了
Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The b...
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- 每日一笑：Different Audience (10.24)
- 不同的听众Different Audience
Al Smith was governor of New York State． He was a fa mous man． He was born very poor on the East Side of New York City． He had little education． H...
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- 每日一笑：I am afraid of that too(10.25)
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I am afraid of that too
After some laborious hours at her painting, she rose and called her husband, a famous painter."Come and look at my picture, dear. I'm...
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- 每日一笑：Who is that woman？(10.27)
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Who is that woman?
那女人是谁？
The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise...
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- Shave head 刮头
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- Keys to Success 成功的关键
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- Now We Run
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- 每日一笑 Thirteen！ (10.28)
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Thirteen!
A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the
residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen!"
Quite curious abo...
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