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- 每日一笑（1.6）
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I'm start in three months' time
Rose left school when she was seventeen.and then went to look for work,Rose went to several offices,and at last chose one of them.sh...
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- 每日一笑（1.7）
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Vice-president
A man who had just been promoted to vice-president boasted so much about it to his wife that she finally retorted, “Vice-presidents are a dozen a dim...
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- 每日一笑（1.8）
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和上帝对话
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（1.9）
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辩护
“Your Honor,” the accused hit-and run driver’s lawyer pleaded, “that man who was injured must have been careless. My client is an exp...
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- 每日一笑（1.10）
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A Girl Just Like Mother
No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice．
“Find a girl just like your mothe...
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- 每日一笑（1.11）
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精灵
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a gen...
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- 每日一笑（1.12）
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Chief is at the wedding
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the office...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（1.13）
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Made in Japan
一位来自日本的旅客，坐出租车去机场的路上，看到一辆汽车经过，就说：“oh，TOKOTA ！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”又有一辆经过，他又说：“oh...
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- 每日一笑（1.14）
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The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his be...
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- 每日一笑（1.15）
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How to Get a Seat by the Fire
A gentleman came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire.
He called to the hostler to fetch a peck of oysters, and...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（1.16）
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The Picture is Half Good and Half Bad
An artist had painted a child holding a basket of fruit. A friend of his, who admired this picture, wishing to show its perfec...
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- 每日一笑（1.17）
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Heat and Cold
A class of Physics at school. The teacher: "Now, who can tell me anything about heat?" A small boy held up his hand: "Heat makes things larger, Sir, and c...
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- 每日一笑（1.18）
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Walter Scott and the Beggar
Sir Walter Scott was riding one day in the neighbourhood of Abbotsford, his residence; be came to a field-gate through which he wanted to pas...
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- 每日一笑（1.19）
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Placing Stamps on a Letter
A lady employed a maid-servant being very stupid. She asked her to send a letter, saying: "Go posting this letter, Betty, on which the stamp was...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（1.20）
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Not to Lose the Money
"Dick,"said the mother to her little boy, "take the pitcher out of the cupboard and get some beer. Here is the money, and don't lose it as yesterda...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（1.21）
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The Scotchman and the Robbers
A Scotchman was attacked by three highwaymen, and defended himself with great courage. After much difficulty, the robbers succeeded in overpo...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 好消息＆坏消息
- .h1 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; MARGIN: 17pt 0cm 16.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 240%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify}.h2 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIF...
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- 每日一笑（1.22）
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A Very Nice Young Man
A gentleman and a lady were talking in an omnibus:
"Have you got any children, Madam?"
"Yes, Sir I have one boy."
"Is he a good boy?"
"A very good b...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑（1.23）
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The Broom-Seller and the Barber
A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(1.24)
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A Good Guide
On a family vacation to San Francisco, we were charmed by the many attractions of the city. Not wanting to miss China town, we asked a young man how to get t...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日日一笑（1.25)
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More Intelligent in Dreams
When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher.
“I remember solving the problem in my dream la...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(1.26)
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Death Unavoidable
A sailor who was going to set out for India was asked by a landsman, where his father died.
"He was shipwrecked."answered the sailor.
"And where did you...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑(1.29)
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It’s a Great Pity
Before singing, a famous actor was asking the audience in his hometown.
“Have you heard my singing before?”
When he received a mixture of responses,...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(9.11)
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昨日相关键连
I Can't Let Him Get Away
A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight ins...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：(9.12)
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昨日相关键连
A Hasty Interruption
The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
