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新员工
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标签: 双语幽默 新员工 经理 申请 想象力

摘要: Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.[阅读全文:]

谁是骗子?
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标签: 英语笑话 骗子 报纸 社论 拘留 市议会

摘要: A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest[阅读全文:]

没问题
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标签: 双语笑话 没问题 秃头 头发移植 光头

摘要: A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain.[阅读全文:]

我跟她还不熟
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标签: 双语笑话 不熟 男人 早上

摘要: Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?[阅读全文:]

令人满意的婚姻生活
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标签: 英语幽默 满意 婚姻 争吵 申请

摘要: A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones[阅读全文:]

在电话中交谈
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标签: 英语笑话 电话 交谈 教堂 祈祷

摘要: Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.[阅读全文:]

蝙蝠的问题
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标签: 英语幽默 蝙蝠 牧师 阁楼 消毒

摘要: Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.[阅读全文:]

惭愧的士兵
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标签: 英语笑话 士兵 教官 子弹 开枪

摘要: Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.[阅读全文:]

摩登自行车广告
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标签: 双语幽默 自行车 广告 商店 女孩

摘要: Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost £50, so he went to the shop to have a look.[阅读全文:]

请朋友吃饭
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标签: 双语笑话 吃饭 晚饭 结婚 笨蛋

摘要: "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."[阅读全文:]