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谁的儿子最伟大
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标签: 双语幽默 伟大 牧师 主教 上帝

摘要: The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"[阅读全文:]

丢失的钱包
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标签: 英语笑话 钱包 圣诞节 小姐 酬金

摘要: A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.[阅读全文:]

太空圆珠笔
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标签: 双语幽默 圆珠笔 铅笔 太空

摘要: During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules.[阅读全文:]

我自己过去
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标签: 英语幽默 自己 地主 文盲 学问

摘要: There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.[阅读全文:]

在你宣誓就职的那天
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标签: 英语笑话 就职 购物 染发剂

摘要: A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.[阅读全文:]

坏消息和可怕的消息
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标签: 双语幽默 消息 照片 秘书 可怕

摘要: Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.[阅读全文:]

青蛙
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标签: 英语幽默 青蛙 老师 生物课 口袋

摘要: The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket."[阅读全文:]

老板和我
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标签: 英语笑话 老板 懒惰 首创 献媚

摘要: When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy.[阅读全文:]

惩罚的原因
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标签: 双语幽默 惩罚 学校 老师 作业

摘要: One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."[阅读全文:]

青春期
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标签: 双语笑话 青春期 晚饭 字典 妻子

摘要: One evening,in the midst of dinner preparation,our 10 yearold daughter asked,"Mom my, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment[阅读全文:]