摘要:"Do you know you are not to bear false witness against your neighbor?" "I'm not bearing false witness against him．I'm bearing false witness for him．"[阅读全文]

摘要:A story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habituallyendeavoured to terrorize his opponent's witnesses．[阅读全文]

摘要:"I shall have to give you ten days or $ 20，" said thejudge．[阅读全文]

摘要:Mr．Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in then orth of England．He usually went to France or Germany for afew weeks during his summer holidays[阅读全文]

摘要:Rachmanin off was a very famous pianist and composer of music． He liked to tell this story about himself．[阅读全文]

摘要:我们当然不会在白天到太阳上去，我们在夜间上太阳那儿去。[阅读全文]

摘要:I must say," he concluded,"that I owe everything Ihave to my wife．"[阅读全文]

摘要:"What did you think of the bird, Mother?" he asked eagerly．His mother replied,"Delcious!"[阅读全文]

摘要:The two old gentlemen were enjoying the sunshine on thesame park bench one Sunday morning． They were strangers， but one，feeling sociable and at peace with the world， remarked：[阅读全文]

摘要:"I'd like you to come right over，" a man phoned an un dertaker，"and supervise the burial of my poor， departed wife．"[阅读全文]

摘要:Some years back， a Senator from the Interior Commit teevisited an Indian reservation in Arizona， where he made a finespeech full of promises of better things．[阅读全文]

摘要:"Did you get a new engine?" Mr． Black asked the airhostess． "No，we got a new captain," she answered．[阅读全文]

摘要:"Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time." He said happily． But after that, a lot of people stopped everyday, looked at the clock and then said to Dan,"Is that clock right?"[阅读全文]

摘要:European guides know about enough English to tangle ev erything up so that a man can make neiter head nor tail of it．[阅读全文]

摘要:When I was in the grocery store I heard my friend moan，"Oh， did I just make a faux pas！" I stopped thumping melonsand gave her my full attention．[阅读全文]

摘要:The squire and his wife had， as they say in the society novels，"drifted apart．" Rarely were they seen at the old Hall，and never together．[阅读全文]

摘要:I sat next the Duchess at tea． It was just as I feared it would be：[阅读全文]

摘要:Swans sing before they die't were no bad thing Should certain persons die before they sing．[阅读全文]

摘要:One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．[阅读全文]

摘要:He thought he saw an Elephant， That practised on a fife： He looked again， and found it was A letter from his wife．[阅读全文]