英语幽默小故事带翻译：Straight forward 直接了当（中英双语）
43.Straight forward
43.直接了当
"This house,"said the real-estate salesman，”has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest,I'm going to tell you about the disadvantages—there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."
“这座房子，”房产商说道:“既有优点，也有缺点。为了证明我的坦诚，我想告诉您它的缺点——在南边一个街区的地方有个化工厂，在北边一个街区的地方有个屠宰厂。”
" What are the advantages?"inquired the prospective buyer.
“那么它的优点是什么呢?"买主问。
"The good thing about it，"said the agent，"is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."
“这好处吗?"房产商说:“是你随时可以测定风向。”
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