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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹305:先买票(中英)

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Joke told by Peter Jennings, on last night, attributed as "typical Russian Humor":

昨晚,彼德·金宁斯给我们讲了一个典型的俄国式幽默故事:

Two Russians are standing in a very long line for vodka. The first one says, "This line is too long! We must always wait for everything! I am going to go to the Kremlin and shoot Gorbachev!”

两个俄国人正在排队买伏特加酒。一个人说:“这队太长了!我们为什么做什么事情都要等呢?我现在就去克里姆林宫枪毙戈尔巴乔夫!”

After about an hour, he returns.

一个小时之后,他回来了。

The second Russian asks him, "Well,did you shoot him!”

另一个俄国人问他:“你射中他了吗?”

"No, the line was too long!”

“没有,队伍太长了!”


 

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