美眉，我们网恋吧
After the self-study class at night， I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I've seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left.
Me： Honey， let's fall in love！
Talented girl： OK. Are you a Party member？
Me： No， I'm not.
Talented girl： Are you a League member？
Me： Well， no.
Talented girl： Well， are you a member of China Young Pioneers？
Me： I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions？
Talented girl： Then I can't promise you. At all events， I’m the team leader of our class.
…
Recalling the painful experience， I still have two girls to chat with.
Me： Girl， let's fall in love！
Lonely girl： Good. After all， I can fall in love.
Me： Well， didn't you love someone before？
Lonely girl： No. They always said I was a dinosaur.
Me： Umm， in this case， we'd better break up at the moment.
Lonely girl： No， I don't agree. It’s my first love…55555555555…
Now the last girl left， I would especially cherish her.
Me： Girl， don't you want to fall in love with me？
Jiaojiao： I think it's OK， but I’d like to ask for my father's advice.
Me： My God！ You asked your father this kind of thing？ You surely don't have your own definite idea！
Jiaojiao： It's not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me.
Me： …
Then I said： Hello， uncle.
美眉，我们网恋吧
晚自习归来，我打开电脑，把男网友全部归到青蛙集中营里，把几个见过不漂亮的女网友归到恐龙集中营。剩下的三个美眉还要再聊聊。
我说：美眉我们网恋吧！
小才女说：好呀。你是党员吗？
我说：不是。
小才女说：那你是团员吗？
我说：不是。
小才女说：那你是少先队员吗？
我说：很多年以前就不是了，你问这些做什么？
小才女说：那可不行，我可是我们班的小组长呢。
我无语。
痛定思痛，还有两个MM可以聊。
我说：美眉我们网恋吧！
小孤女说：好呀，终于恋爱了。
我说：怎么，以前没有恋爱过吗？
小孤女说：没有，他们总说我是恐龙。
我说：哦，这样，那我们分手，就现在。
小孤女说：不，我不同意，这是我的初恋，55555555555……
还剩最后一个美眉，我倍加珍惜。
我说：美眉，我们网恋吧！
娇娇：好呀，不过我要问问我爸爸。
我说：天哪，这事你问你爸爸？你自己那么没主见呀？！
娇娇：不是呀，我今年才5岁，还不会打字，刚才是我爸爸替我打字啊。
我说：……
我再说：叔叔好。（编译：陈秀丽）
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