趣味图片英语笑话：big tentacles 大触手（双语）
I feel so inadequate and unsexy, when I feel someone in the magazines or in the movies , with big tentacles ... What kind of implants do you offer?
我觉得不够又无聊,当我感到在杂志或电影上的人有大触手时……你们能提供什么样的植入物?
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