Question / Answer Jokes(53)

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　　Q：How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb？

　　A：None. Real Men aren‘t afraid of the dark.

　　Q：How many‘Real Women’does it take to change a light bulb？

　　A：None：A‘Real Woman’would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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