每日一笑(2.5)
I Can’t
Mr. And mrs . Shaw were on safari in Africa. Walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw , dragging her off. “Shoot!” she screamed to her husband,” Shoot!” “ I can’t !” he shouted back, “ I’ve run out of film!”
我不能
肖先生和肖太太在非洲旅行。当他俩走过丛林时，突然一头猛狮跳出草丛， 攫住肖太太走。“开枪”她对丈夫大喊道。“开枪！(拍照)”“我不能！”丈夫回答说：“我胶卷用完了！”
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