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我觉得咱们应该先退出,然后再重新进来

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One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.

The mechanical engineer said, "I think a rod broke."

The chemical engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas."

The electrical engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system."

All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"

The computer engineer said, "I think we should all get out and then get back in."

有天,机械工程师、电气工程师、化学工程师和计算机工程师在大街上正开着辆车,突然车抛锚了。
机械工程师说:“我觉得是断了根轴。”
化学工程师说:“最后它发出噼哩啪啦那响声,我觉得是油不够了。”
电气工程师说:“我觉得起了电火花,是配电系统的哪个地方出了毛病。”
三人都扭头问计算机工程师:“你觉得呢?”
计算机工程师说:“我觉得咱们应该先退出,然后再重新进来。”
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