我们车闸不灵
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"
哈里和劳埃德在公路上超速驾驶，一辆警车把他们拦下来。
“你们究竟为吗开这么快？”警察吼道。
“我们车闸不灵，所以想在出事儿之前赶到地方！”
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