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双语笑话:梦中更聪明

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When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I've forgotten it . What can that mean?"

"It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.

一名学生在班上没有做出老师的教学题,他感到很遗憾,对老师解释说:“我记得昨天夜里做梦对这道题解对了,但现在一时想不起来了。这说明什么?”

“这说明你做梦的时候比你醒着的时候更聪明”。老师解释说。


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