拿的是我背包
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."haha
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
周日下午，医生、律师、神父和一个小男孩，坐了架小型私人飞机出去兜一圈，飞机突然发生了引擎故障。
尽管飞行员尽了最大的努力，飞机还是开始往下栽。最后，飞行员抓起一个降落伞，大声告诉飞机上的人最好全跳伞，说完就跳机逃生了。
不巧的是，只剩了三个降落伞。
医生抓起一个，说：“我是医生，是救人性命的，所以我肯定得活着。”说完就跳出了机舱。
律师跟着说：“我是律师，律师是世上最聪明的人，我有资格活着。”他也抓了个伞包跳了下去。
神父望着小男孩说：“孩子啊，我活了一大把年纪，凡事都经历过了。你还年轻，你的前面还有整个的人生。拿着这最后的降落伞，平平安安活下去吧。
小男孩把伞包交还给神父，说：“甭担心，神父，那个‘世上最聪明的人’刚才跳下去时，拿的是我背包，哈哈。”
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