双语笑话萌言萌语①

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　　1. Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. 动物真是合意的朋友啊，它们啥都不问，啥也不吐槽。--George Eliot
　　2. Job is an acronym for "Just Over Broke." 工作(job)就是“比破产强一点(Just Over Broke)”的缩写。
　　3. A: “你爸叫什么名字？” B： “蒋英宇。” A: “What's your father's name."
　　4. Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it. 别和我装傻，这个我更擅长。
　　5. Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. 甭向别人倒苦水了。20%的人根本不会在意，另外的80%正因你的痛苦而偷乐呢。
　　6. I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow doesn't look good either。我每天只取悦一个人。今天轮不到你，明天貌似也不乐观。

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