因为我已经把它填到地理卷子上了

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Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."

Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"

茱莉在做睡前祷告。“祈求上帝，”她说，“把那不勒斯变成意大利首都，把那不勒斯变成意大利首都吧。”
妈妈插了句话，问：“茱莉，你干吗要上帝把那不勒斯变意大利首都啊？”
茱莉就回答说：“因为我已经把它填到地理卷子上了。”

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