第1363期 英语笑话 上帝啊，你怎么还在里面
Teacher: Where does God live?
老师：上帝住哪儿？
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.
学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。
Teacher: Why do you say that?
老师：为什么这么说？
Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"
学生：因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大门喊：“上帝啊，你怎么还在里面？”
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