Kid Joke(10)
A policeman brought four boys before a judge.“They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo，your Honor，”he said.“Boys，”said the judge sternly，“I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency. Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong.”
“My name is George，”said the first boy，“and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.”
“My name is Pete，”said the second boy，“and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.”
“My name is Mike，”said the third boy，“and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.”
“My name is Peanuts，”said the fourth boy.
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