看谁能把身子探出窗外最远

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　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

　　约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

　　汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

　　约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

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