英语幽默笑话30秒Unit46：A Henpecked Husband怕老婆的老公 (双语)

A Henpecked Husband 怕老婆的老公A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.有一位怕老婆的老公接受心理治疗师的建议要坚持自己的主见。"You don't have to let your wife bu...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
推销员展示完公司的各种产品后问

“Now, Madam,” said the salesman after showing his company's products, “What do you need most at home now?”“Money, sir,” the woman said with no hesitation. “那么，太太，”...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹77：热与冷(中英)

A patron in a Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "'This is an outrage，”he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.”在蒙特利尔的一家餐厅里，一位顾客拧...
2018-11-01 英语笑话
每日一笑(12.30)

Jim’s History Examination Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination? Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him things that happ...
2018-11-18 英语笑话
钉子还是苍蝇？A Nail Or A Fly?--双语幽默笑话

A Nail Or A Fly? 钉子还是苍蝇？ An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So th...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
赌 Bet 英汉双语笑话

赌 Bet 英汉双语笑话“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet,...
2018-11-25 英语笑话
那你跟我一起回家吧

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the wa...
2018-11-30 英语笑话
英汉双语笑话：世上没有完美的男人

there was a perfect man and a perfect woman. they met each other at a perfect party. they dated for two perfect years. they had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. they had two per...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
英汉双语笑话：The ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力

the ability of the kangaroo　　the zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. the height...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
女孩是魔鬼的证明过程

　　Proof that Girls are evil　　1： First we state that girls require money and time　　Girls = Time x Money　　2： And we all know： time is money　　Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2　　3： And because...
2018-12-25 英语笑话