第1536期双语笑话理想男友的标准修订版I 32岁时
| What l want in a man at different ages 我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准 |
Revised List(ags 32 ）
修订版I 32岁时
1. Nice looking(prefer hair on his head)
1．五官端正（有头发者优先）
2. Opens car doors,holds chairs
2．上车帮我开车门，入座帮我拉椅子
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
3．有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
4. Listens more than talks
4．少说多听
5．Laughs at my jokes
5．我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
6．逛街的时候帮我拎包
7．Owns at least one tie
7．至少有一条领带
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked me:
8．喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversam
9．记得我的生日和各个纪念日
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
10.一周至少制造一次浪漫
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