新西兰的气候
The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
新西兰的气候
老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样？
马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。
老师：错了。
马修：可是，先生！从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。
NOTE
frozen adj. freeze 的过去分词
冰冻的, 冻僵的, 冻伤的
(事实真理等)不可推翻的
frozen food
冷冻食品
a frozen sucker
棒冰, 冰棍
frozen fruit salad
冰镇水果色拉
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