英汉双语笑话：None Other Than a Soldier 正是士兵
none other than a soldier
as a newly commissinaed infantry lieutenant, i was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own m-16 rifle. while we were working on the weapons, one soldier complained about the unusual notched shape of the m-16's bolt and chamber, which makes it difficult to clean.
"lieutenant, they need to make something to clean this with," the soldier said.
"they do," piped up a sergeant.
"really," i said with surprise, wondering why we had not ordered such a tool.
"yes, sir," replied the sergeant. "it's called a soldier."
正是士兵
作为一名新上任的步兵中尉，我通过擦拭自己的m-16式自动步枪给全排作个榜样。我们一块擦枪，一名战士抱怨由于m-16的枪栓枪膛的特别凹形结构，擦起来十分困难。
“中尉，应该制造一种擦这枪的工具。”士兵说。
“已经制造出来了。”一军士尖叫。
“真的？”我十分诧异，纳闷为什么我们没有定购这种工具。
“真的，长官，”军士答道，“它就是士兵。”
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