双语：令人瞠目结舌的英文广告，外国人的英语也不标准嘛

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　　人们常抱怨国内学英语非常不方便，至少不能学到地道的英语表达。可是，是否英语国家里人们的语言表达就非常标准，非常地道了呢？任何人看了下面几则绝对真实的英文广告，我想都会瞠目结舌，因为广告者给我们的是模棱两可的信息。此时，语法绝对已被践踏，唯一可依赖的只有直觉！

　　裁缝广告

　　we do not tear your clothing with machinery. we do it carefully by hand.

　　我们不使用机器撕毁您的衣服。我们会小心翼翼地用手撕。

　　(原意是要表达：我们不使用机器，以避免撕毁您的衣服。我们会用手工小心地修补衣服。)

　　家政广告

　　tired of cleaning yourself? let me do it.

　　厌倦自己洗澡了吗？让我来帮你洗吧。

　　(原意是要表达：厌倦自己打扫房间了吗？让我来帮你做吧。)

　　宠物广告

　　dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

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