英语笑话：两只苹果
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his mum. "Share them with your sister," she said.
妈妈给了哈里两只苹果，一个小的，一个大的。“跟妹妹分着吃，”她说。
"So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.
于是，哈里就把小的给了妹妹，自己狼吞虎咽地吃着那只大的。
"Cor!" said his sister . "If mum had given them to me, I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself."
“啊！”他的妹妹说，“要是妈妈给我两只苹果，我就会把大的给你，小的留给我自己。”
"Well," said Harry. "that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?"
“噢，”哈里说。“你拿到的不就是小的嘛，所以你还担心什么？”英语 笑话 幽默
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