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全球十大最无厘头法律,不可理喻(双语搞笑)

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法律有的时候不那么神圣,有些还相当离谱,让人以为这是愚人节的玩笑,法律制定人肯定是患了不定期脑抽症,不过这同样引人深思:说不定几百年后,我们以为理所当然的法律法规,也会被视为不可理喻。

nuclear explosions
the labour party made atomic explosions illegal in 1997. weird, we think, because setting off a crafty nuclear bomb surely doesn't need to be entered into the statute books as a crime. or does it?

1997年英国工党通过法律禁止核爆炸行为。诡异在于核爆炸行为显然是无需写入法律条文中的,因为还不要到法律层面,它就被扼杀了。

armour
edward 1 banned the wearing of armour in parliament in 1279 – and it's still a crime to do so.

爱德华一世(1239年6月17 – 1307年7月7日)在1279年宣布禁止穿盔甲来国会开会,否则就犯法。现在也还是一样,你穿件盔甲去国会试试?

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