我可以获取什么--双语幽默笑话
teacher: if i cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do i get?
老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿？
tommy: quarters.
汤米：四块。
teacher: and then if i cut it twice again?
老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢？
tommy: hamburger.
汤米：汉堡。
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