那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事9：我考了100分
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!
一个狡猾的女孩说："妈妈，我今天在学校得了一个100分！"
The mom replied, "Great,SW8etie,tell me about it."
妈妈回答说："太好了，小可爱。跟我说说情况."
The girl reluctantly said,"Well,I got a twenty in math,a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling."
这个女孩不情愿地说："嗯，我数学得了20分，历史得了30分,拼写得了50分。
单词&词组
rob of抢劫
shrink 收缩：刀．精神病学家；心理学家
charge 收费
sleop on it 把问题留在第二天解决，考虑一下
curs 治愈，解决
sirsn 汽笛，警报器：（救火车等）响着警报器行驶
scream 尖声喊叫
superstitious 迷信的
report card 成绩单
tricky 狡猾的，机警的
rolucantly 不情愿地
知道不知道
13在西方是个不吉祥的数字，希腊神话说，在哈弗拉宴会上共出席了12位天神.宴会当中，一位不速之客——烦恼与吵闹之神洛基忽然闯来了.这第13位来客的闯入，招致天神宠爱的快乐喜悦之神柏尔特送了性命。柏尔特死了，整个地球都陷入了黑暗和哀伤之中。从那一刻起，数字13便成了不祥之兆。 在圣经中也涉及到不吉利数字13，背叛耶稣的传道者犹大是最后的晚餐中的第13个客人。因此在西方的大厦里通常没有13层楼或者13号的门牌。有一部著名的科幻电影叫<笫十三层空间>(TheThirteenth Floor)，影片里的那套虚拟系统就在公司的第13层楼，也许编剧意在反讽连这套虚拟系统或许都是根本不存在的。
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