英文笑话:4 Times
A chinese guy arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the everning.
Once in the room they undress， climb into bed， and made love. When finished， the man jumps up， runs over to the window， takes a deep dives under the bed， climbs out on the other side， jumps back into the bed with the hooker and commences a repeat performence.
The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second ancounter. When finished， the Chinese guy runs over to the window， takes a deep dives under the bed， climbs out on the other side， jumps back into the bed with the hooker and starts again. The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times.
During the fifth encore， she decided to try it herself. So when they are done she jumps up， goes to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air， dives under the bed， ……and finds four Chinese men.
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