英语笑话笑死人不偿命52: 设身处地替人想一想(双语)
Put Yourself in My Place
设身处地替人想一想
Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse,
某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。
Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Morn
老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。
"There ain't nothin' wrong with that shithouse, Mom. "
“那个茅房什么问题也没有啊，孩子的娘。”
Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole.
老妈将老爸带回茅房，把他的头塞进茅坑当中。
"Hey," said Dad, "my beard is stuck!"
“嘿！”老爸说道，“我的胡子粘住了！”
"Aggravatin', ain't it?"
“问题严重了，是不是呢？”
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